Fired! I can’t believe this. That vapid, brainless, rank, vile, bottom-scrounging bitch!
Yeah, so apparently you can be “too powerful” to work at a pokémon gym. What is that!? I didn’t see anybody breaking their kneecaps to cater to my needs when I was putting in good, honest effort into things!
To vent my frustrations, and being inspired by being in Johto, I have decided to write a haiku which reflects how I feel about Gym Leader Whitney.
Whitney’s a trainer
That is a rather loose term
Please die in a hole
Actually here’s another:
Whitney is pretty
Oh wait, I didn’t mean that
You cum-dumpster whore
Not only did that happen, but now I think the motel people robbed me! I woke up this morning to find that my wallet was empty. Things just keep getting better and better.
Alright, that’s not entirely correct; when I was out walking in the park north of Goldenrod City, I did manage to catch my very first Johto pokémon. I’m not sure what it is, as I just whipped a ball out in the field, but it must have been a hell of a throw because I bagged it instantly. It’s been just the most exhausting day. I am interested to see it, but I suppose I can wait till tomorrow.
Whatever it is, it already knows Hyper Beam,
Trainer Andrew ♂
Trainer Andrew ♂
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