So, Scythers are really hard to find, I would have to say I had about a 5% of finding one. I cannot give up though! If I do not commit Scytherpukku, I will never be be blessed by the graces of Arcaninteratsu, the Johtonese Sun God (so my actual reasoning is that it sounds cool and beats being naked (Tall grass infested with pocket sized monsters + penis = No)). Amidst my hunting though, I managed to capture a Sunkern! This being my first pokemon of Johto (and my first female~, Koff Koff will have a girlfriend now!), I wish to give it a traditional Johtonese name: Pearl, full name, Pearl H. Arbor. Get it? Because Arbor is like a tree and a flower like a tree. It's like Haikus, it rhymes. The locals will accept my pokemon as its name sounds like how they talk!
I stood there naked, holding all 6 of my pokeballs (once I get a bag, I'll have to keep them in the bag, those balls are awful), and despite the odds, I felt great. But, as insatiable as the painful tongs of hitting the bottom of the Numba Too Beef Fied Wice, I was saddened again. I will take my life by way of jumping off a cliff (the emperor would have instructed me to do so anyway if I ever saw a Gaijin (I do not count because I am a native now, I inducted myself into their society a long time ago by watching so much anime)). Or so I thought...
Then he strolled into my life, Eusine, Man of Mystery. He walked up to me and said those magical words:
“Oh shit dude, your dicks out a little.”
He then clothed me, fed me, fucked me, and told me a bed time story about the glories of some magic bird and it's connection to a trio of owls (he might of said dogs, but who knows). Upon waking up, I was greeted by Eusine's mysterious smile and sandwich. Tasty, tasty Soy Sauce sandwich. He informed me his story about the magical beasts (they are probably owls) was one of truth and his life involved attempting to capture the beast who was the reincarnation of the Northern Winds, Suicune. He said I could travel with him as his disciple in exchange for him saving me, and to pay for him saving me, I would have to give him my title as Champion. I would do anything for a man with a bow-tie as cool as his!
He said to rest up, for tomorrow we will go search the place where his years of arduous investigation had led him: The Ditch In Front of Ecruteak City. Adventure!
Catch You Later!
Purple Gitimall
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