Searching the Burnt Tower turned out to be a successful failure. Let me tell you how:
Eusine and Morty stood by the entrance, not budging an inch, and complained about how their search was going nowhere. They suggested I search elsewhere as they felt bound to the locations they had chosen. Its this really weird phenomenon that seems to strike randomly called Neutral Positioning Condition (commonly referred to as NPC). These two upstanding citizens of justice had placed their livelihood in my hands! Oh Arceus I tripped, thank god livelihood is only a concept, otherwise it would have just broke.
So I continued onward, the tower not being too terribly large due to the fact most of it is, you know, non-existent, I met the back wall within the minute. Perplexed by not finding the legendary beast that had evaded my comrade's grasp for years immediately, I sat down and had a tantrum (Just kidding, I was having an apple sauce break). When that was done, I hopped to my feet and what a sight was to be seen: A Blue Koffing!
OHMAIGAWD!
I whipped out Koff Koff and ordered him to consume the discolored pokemon. I hear that these “Shiny Pokemon” (as the addicts refer to them as) are very rare and valuable. I couldn't allow a Koffing to exist that people would think is cooler than Koff Koff. Upon eating the Koffing, an act of magic happened! Koff Koff's wonderful 116,100,115 Purple gleam became a bitchin' 121,98,118 Purple! Arceus light shines upon my life!
In that moment of celebration, I had ignored the faultiness of the flooring I was standing on, and ended up falling through. My girth is pretty amazing, so I don't blame it for doing so. I hit the ground and passed out. I don't know what happened during the time I was unconscious, but I like to think that Garfunkel went to hang out with all the other Magmars here and they beat up Slowkingbro. Ah ha ha, good times, being passed out and all.
Upon awaking I was greeted by three lifeless statues of strange looking pokemon (Perhaps they're supposed to be Noctowls? I can't really tell...). I say lifeless, but upon bridging the distance between us, they released a fantastic display of red, yellow and blue, and the creatures started running about the room, displaying their magnificence for all (a few Raticates and I) to see. One of these creatures must be Suicune! I reached into my bag and threw a Special Suicune Capture Device (a pokeball with Eusine's name on it) at the creature I believed to be Suicune. Turns out it was Suicune's very angry brother, Firecune.
So here I am now, in a pokemon center bed, healing from my 3rd degree burns. Eusine says that I had awakened Suicune (and her/his/its? Useless brothers/sisters/siblings?). Eusine is really proud of me, and said he would buy me an ice cream later!
Catch You Later!
Purple Gitimall
P.S: Yay ice cream!
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