Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Purple, Day 5: Money Derpin'

Damn. Damn damn. I need money. So many money. 100 pokedollars to be exact. That is so much. How can anyone afford anything!? If I do not buy this antidote, Koff Koff will die. Okay so he won't die, but he is a little gross to be around (its okay for me to say that because I have friends who are gross).

From what I understand there are several ways to make the monies I need. My options are:

1. Sell Valuable Items. Are my shoes valuable? If so I can do this twice.
2. Find it on the Floor. Not as easy as it sounds. If you want to find stuff on the floor you have to be standing directly over it and then pick it up. On top of that you can't even see it unless you try to pick it up! Whaddafuk.
3, Casino. This is so doable, shame the Game Corner is back over in Celadon... which is a whole 3 minutes from Saffron. I don't feel like walking that far so no.
4. Get a Job. Ha ha, I'm hillarioius.
5. Win Battles. This is probably my best bet, seeing as Koff Koff is the (pocket) monster he is. Steal from the rich, by kicking their ass. Just like good ol' Killin Hood.

Now that I have how I will get income, I need to figure out how to store it. I can't use my pockets as they are full of gummy candies. Never leave home without gummies. I have a bank account but my mom wont tell me the pin to it. She says I'll spend it on something stupid, like an antidote to use on my Koffing. Why does everybody tell me that? I figured since she wouldn't let me use my bank, that if she held on to the money it would work out (my logic is as solid as a Diglett... Digletts are hard right?)!

Bad idea. Awful idea. Suicide is a good idea at this point idea. I had 25 pd (pokedollars) that I worked hard begging off of businessmen coming out of Sliph Co. for when WAM; I get a call from Mom, informing me that she spent all my money but got me an oran berry. I didn't need an oran berry Mom. I have so many oran berries Mom. The amount of oran berries I have is so much more than you could possibly guess that existed, Mom.

Guess I better get to work. I'll knock out 2 Pidgies with 1 stone (and or any rock pokemon within the 25 foot area) by going over to the Saffron gym and getting the badge at the same time!

Catch You Later.

Purple Gitimall

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