Today, things were going to be tough.
I was taken to a room by the two Jennys and tied to a chair with some rope. Not handcuffs, bloody rope. They showed me photos of strange people, of weird castles and of Pokémon trapped in cages. I didn't know what they wanted me to say. "I'm sorry?" I was pretty sure none of this was my fault.
After a long time, the Jennys left the room and started talking outside. Probably realising they were wrong about dragging me in here.
Oh boy, it had been a rough time. I thought my luck had run out on me and left me to die. But nope. Right on the desk were my Pokéballs!
If only I weren't tied to a chair...
My arms were well and truly stuck but I looked down to find my legs were very much free. Kicking, that'll do it! I tapped the table with my foot. Nothing happened. I tapped harder and one of the Pokéballs wiggled! I tapped harder and one rolled to the floor by my feet!
The door opened and a Jenny looked in on me. Bloody woman couldn't give me some privacy while I attempted escape!
"Keep quiet!" She shouted or something, I don't remember exactly. Kinda writing down what happened from memory here. But the Jenny went back out and shut the door once more.
Like a minute or something later, the Pokéball opened and out leapt... not Growlithe... not Gastly, not Bulbasaur... not even bloody Poliwhirl... nope, it was the sick Machoke (or perhaps he was better?). The Pokémon was pretty cranky from what I remember but for some reason he didn't hit me or anything. Instead he tried to help me out of the chair! But... the knot was sooo tight... so... and its embarrassing to write this out... but... the bloody Machoke picked the chair and me up, and charged out of the room! I was at first elated but as he jumped through the doorway, I hit my head on the door frame, knocking me unconcious.
I awoke to the smell of smoke and evil laughter filled the air. For some reason, my vision was swaying from left to right too. Bloody Pokémon ashes! I was still in the bloody chair and Machoke was carrying me. Somehow Growlithe had jumped out and set fire to everything, and Gastly was helping Poliwhirl fight a bunch of police Growlithes. I could hear yelling coming from somewhere, probably the Jennys. Also, I can remember shouting at my Machoke to let me down from the chair. He did as he was told and I was dropped... and it hurt. How did Machoke finally undo the knot? I never found out. All I remember following that, was a loud explosion where a wall of the station was blown off and I passed out.
Keep on avoiding explosions people.
Pink McQueen.
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