Okay so I got on board the S.S. Anne and this ship is really huge and really big and if you go from one side of the ship to the other you can look down there really long hallways and see the other side which is really far away because the ship is all long.
So it turns out that they’re having an open bar today which is really exciting because I don’t normally do a lot of drinking of the alcoholic variety but Lickitung told me that I should because I usually don’t but now I am and there are SO MANY flavors that you can get your fruity drinks and you wouldn’t even believe how many there are!
Also, also, it turns out that you should never enter into a drinking competition with a sailor because they are apparently really good at drinking who knew right not me and it’s super hard to do ten shots in a row and hold it in so I thought I should type out my post now because this is just sucha s df;aawefhwept to dspoitapwehpiwhsdpfiyapsidfapisudyfwer q;kl my hand slipped off the keyboard there HAHAHAHAH I am such a riot at parties nobody ever believes that because they’re all just a bunch of liars so don’t believe anything they say because I was walking over to the boat and there was this wild Mr. Mime and he had this look like what you want to go but I didn’t so I ran away and now I’m thinking I could take him on I should find that Mr. Mime and KICK HIS ASS.
Good stuff all around on the HOUSE,
Open Bar Andrew ♂
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