Today is such a good day! As I was preparing to board the S.S. Anne, I saw a swarm of Butterfree! I saw this really bitchin' one that had some pink Butterfree hanging around it (I think they were in love). I use the past tense because I had Garfunkel burn the female to death and captured the male while he was grieving. Remember kids, emotions work just like status effects!
As I walked through the large ballroom of the ship, I was approached by an older gentleman (not as old as normal gentlemen, but older none the less) who asked if I wished to trade. So I gave him the Butterfree because it won't stop crying, and I figured anything was better than this crybaby (serious dude, I only killed your girlfriend. Suck it up.).
I got a Raticate.
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This is the balls.
Catch You Later.
Champion Purple Gitimall
P.S: I drowned the Raticate.
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