So nobody believes me about what happened with Mewtwo, no matter how much evidence I present to them. So I present to you the Trying To Convince Everybody That Stuff Actually Happened Q And A Sessions:
Me: Hey Pink! How are you suddenly on the S.S. Anne? Why does your Chansey look different?
Pink: I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CIGAR BURNING!
Me: Hey Trainer Andrew ♂! What happened to your Magikarp?
Trainer Andrew ♂: If my hypothisis is correct, it died due to how pathetic it was, and ended up getting flushed during a drink n' puke session.
Me: What about the whipping marks all over your body-
Trainer Andrew ♂: What Lickitung and I do behind closed doors is our business, new couples experiment, okay?
Me: Hey Cyan! How do you explain not changing in the slightest?
Cyan: Hey! I've been dieting. Ass.
Me: Hey Me! How do you explain Bluescreen the Missingno. Being dead?
Trainer Andrew ♂: Well you are kind of stupid.
Me: NUH-UH.
Nobody believes me, and I cannot figure out why. I am such a credible person! Oh well, it's not that important I guess (only the biggest thing that will ever happen to any of us is all). I suppose it'll sell better as a work of fiction, people think real things are boring.
I've wasted too much time trying to convince people that Pokeblog Adventures: The First Movie actually happened, I have to go back to trying to destroy the ship (once again, I am so credible) as we are getting very close to Johto! Only a few days to break this bad boy!
Catch You Later!
Champion Purple Gitimall
P.S: Fuck you Trainer Andrew ♂, my brain works good and stuff.
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