“S.S. Anne! The Shouldn't Be Sinkable! The Second-To-Last Word In Luxury! The Ship Of The Really Stupid Dreams That You Cannot Remember! The Not Quite A Millionaire’s Ship! The I Wonder If That Is The Ship!”
I am sick of it. SICK. I will destroy this ship if it is the last thing I do. I walked out onto the deck of the ship and sent out Koff Koff and commanded him to destroy the ship with a single punch. Turns out Koff Koff does not have hands. How did I never notice that?
After trying a slew of alternative methods (trying to eat ropes and yelling at the ship), I was on the brink of surrendering to the ship, but then a glorious idea stuck me. I will get someone else to do it for me!
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Turns out I asked a crew member.
Catch You Later!
Champion Purple Gitimall
P.S: If anybody is on the S.S. Anne, I need you to spring me from the brig.
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