While I was in the Pokemon Center I heard two sailors talking, they said that they would have to leave their families soon as the S.S. Anne would arrive and depart from Virmillian on Wednesday. Oh man, I am supposed to be there! I rushed over to the PC to withdraw “Shitty Duck” so I could fly on over to the port. I walked outside, released “Shitty Duck”, and hopped on. As it turns out, if you plan on flying on smaller Pokemon, you have to tell them to use Fly first, or else you squish them into a pitiful pile of Pokeguts.
As I stood in the puddle that was my pokemon, a great gust blew me down upon my ass. This gale had come from none other than Rayquaza.
“Heya Purple, do you need a lift?”, said Rayquaza, although it was pointless to ask me because it had already snatched me up in its silly little arms. Seriously, Rayquaza's arms are silly. I eventually freed myself from its death grip and stationed myself ontop of its head. With a thrust of my arm, I greeted the sky, “Yeah!”.
Then we arrived in Vermillion and I said my farewell to Rayquaza. I do not believe I will ever see it again, unless I do see it again, which in that case, I do believe I will see it again.
Catch You Later!
Champion Purple Gitimall
P.S.: I don't know which one of you started the joke that there was a giant legendary dragon following me, but I would appreciate it if you would stop it. It's not funny, and it is starting to scare me.
You idiot, I mean, that was you!? How dare you bring that beast down? You interrupted my 16 hour nap! Douche.
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