Oh wow, we're I'm finally here. I'm in Johto! It is the dream of every Johoboo to come here to the land of the rising Solrock (why they call Johto that is beyond me as you cannot find Solrock here) where their superior animation trumps our western crapamation (okay so it is easier to go east to go from Johto to Kanto but if you go really far to the west you'll eventually find yourself in Kanto). All it took to get to the land of dreams was to destroy the S.S. Anne which would have brought us here anyway. Speaking of which where did I wash up?
On top of Goldenrod Tower. Wow, I am really good at washing up. Time to paint the town red! I'm not only saying that because it's time to party, but because I'm bleeding! A lot! Ah yeah! After a trip to the Pokemon Center, I was ready to party! Unfortunately, I still smell like a dirty Kantorican, so I would bring dishonor upon my house if I were to present myself in public. So I had to do the only logical thing: Hide my shame in the Goldenrod underground eating scraps of Goldeen Sushi and Sunkern flavored rice until the smell goes away.
Hopefully I will get to enjoy the glories of Johto further tomorrow, but for now I need to dumpster dive me up some grub and find a place that is showing reruns of Dragoniteball Z.
Catch You Later!
Champion Purple Gitimall
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