Hello all!
My name is Crystal Catchem, and today, I start my adventure as a Pokemon trainer! Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Aren’t you starting a little laaaaaaaate compared to the others here?” Well, my stupid friend, let me explain. I wanted to get school over with first. I mean, people usually start their adventure when they are 10. Come on…10! So to lessen the risk of growing up retarded, I stayed in school and I am now at a respectable age of 18. My mother on the other hand wanted me to leave when I was 8.
THAT FUCKING SLUT JUST WANTED ME OUT SO SHE COULD HAVE UNINTERRUPTED ORGIES! FUCK YOU MOM!
Oh yeah, sorry.
My mother always told me that sex was the answer to life, but with the guys she brings home, I doubt that. Oh well! Time to start my new Pokemon life! Now where did I hide that tranquilizer?
~Crystal~
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