Monday, May 2, 2011

Trainer Andrew ♂, Johto Day 1: A Lesson For All Trainers

Came into Johto today and quickly realized I’m in dire need of cash.  Whatever.  Not important.  I have to say this:

I got a job with the Name Rater here in Goldenrod, and you people DO NOT KNOW HOW TO NAME YOUR POKEMON!

Seriously, I don’t know what kind of illiterate simpletons are being spawned these days, but apparently I’ve come into a world of idiocy.

Some examples:
Pikachu named Shocker= NO
Geodude named Rocky= NO
Furret named Ferret= What is that and who let you outside!?|
Piloswine named Harry(LikeHairy)= I made the person leave the room immediately.

Though, there was one fellow who said he traded for his Houndour, and I honestly couldn’t think up a better name for the thing.  It was absolutely perfect to call it WinstonMcGillicutty.  I will never go back on my decision.

Just be better,
Trainer Andrew ♂

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