Gent Trainer Andrew ♂, Johto Day 34: War for Peace

Snapped out of my general malaise.  Realized it was Espeon and Umbreon who have been causing my emotional swings.  Upon reflection this was actually painfully obvious.

And now they’re in this massive, horrible battle to the death!  It’s a violent, evil scene, and I can barely stand here with Lickitung and do nothing while they battle.  This is just too much to deal with!  Each side battles for their noble truth.  An all-powerful force against an unmovable object.  It’s a cataclysmic scene of massive proportions which will decide not only the fate of my own soul, but perhaps the very course of existence! 

Good and evil, light and dark, black and white, who will be the victor?  Which side will emerge from the broken heap of bodies and crushed dreams!?

Though, kind of taking some heat out of the battle, it turns out that these two have some sort of psychic or spiritual connection which ties them together.  As such, when one strikes a blow against the other, they feel it themselves.  Really it kind of comes down to them standing there Quick Attacking each other and then resting for a few minutes before the other gathers up enough power to attack.  But I’ve been feeling dramatic.

In any case, I must stop them from doing this before one of them gets hurt.  Even though Umbreon might be the incarnation of pure evil, he’s still my pokémon.  And even though Espeon made me lose a lot of money so that I didn’t get a dinner last night (yeah, I guess it did go to a worthy cause), she too is my pokémon. 

I am a pokémon Trainer dammit, and so it’s my job to take care of MY pokémon! 

Just realized I could put them back in their balls, so I did that.  Problem solved.

For now.

So now what do I do?
Gent Trainer Andrew ♂