Purple, Day 46: The Marsh of my Soul

Oh man, that machine really hit the spot, and by “hit the spot”, I mean fixed every problem I ever had with my body. So many cuts have faded away and I can move my arm again! Also, my penis welded itself back on. The glory of technology! The Nurse Joy warned me about “pokemon DNA” being spliced into my body but whatever, that doesn't affect me in anyway, PURPLE PURPLE! Sorry about that, I find myself repeating my name from time to time... Oh also I understand what Rayquaza is saying now. I was so right about everything.

“Hiya Purple! Are you ready to go to the next Gym?”, said the massive Dragon who was ready to bend to my whim.

So we went- and here we are, in the REAL Fuchsia City. Pallet Town did a pretty good job mimicking it, now that I see the real one (All of the people are in the exact same places)! I'm starting to appreciate how much effort they must of put into their replica. I parked my Rayquaza and told him to be a good genderless Dragon while I was in the Gym.

The Gym was empty. What a shitty Gym. I remembered there were invisible walls and chuckled that they think I would be foolish enough to fall for the same trap twice- DEAR MOTHER OF BLAINE I AM STUCK INSIDE A WALL, OH BLAINE, OH BLAINE, OH BLAINE! Just then a ninja hopped down from the ceiling offering to help me, but I knew better than to trust a ninja so I sent out Koff Koff and had him use Sludge Bomb. I really need to learn to wait for people to send out their pokemon, because I just poisoned the Gym Leader. Snatching the badge from his pocket, I hopped on Rayquaza, the magic dragon, and took off.

Rayquaza asked me where I would like to go, and I told him I had a personal vendetta I needed to solve. Sabrina, I will kill you. Rayquaza then informed me Sabrina was a Gym Leader. Oh. Thats why I fought her in the first place. As we flew over Saffron (which is coming together fantastically by the way!), Rayquaza informed me we were about to make our decent.

“No Rayquaza! I want to make an entrance!”

We smashed through the top of the Gym, placing myself on the opposite side of what would become Sabrina's tomb. I looked up and she had already sent out her pokemon. She must be psychic, as she already knew I wanted to fight (Either that, or she was pissed that I broke her ceiling). I will have my revenge, Woman! I sent out Blue Screen and her Alakazam cowered in fear, but she met eyes with Blue Screen (or at least where I assume its eyes would be). The atmosphere in the room was tense, so tense it could suffocate me in my sleep. Sabrina started to vibrate, while Blue Screen transformed into a mailbox. Eventually, Sabrina hit the floor and started crying, “MY POWERS! THEY'RE GONE! BLUBADUUBADUUBA!”. Cool.

Catch You Later.

Purple Gitimall

P.S: I now have 7 badges. Tomorrow I will be fighting my lord, Blaine. I hope I am strong enough.