Basically, I had done everything I have wanted to do in in Fuchsia City. So, there was only one thing left to do. Fight Koga for my fifth gym badge.
Waking up from the edge of the Safari Zone (it was cheaper than getting a hotel, and they don’t kick you out if you don’t move!), I ventured towards the Pokemon Center. I had learned well, and NEVER AGAIN will I forget to heal my Pokemon before a battle. (I think.)
Now, as I walked into Koga’s Gym, it finally dawned on me. The only place you are safe from trainers, is the doormat. After you step off, you are fair game! So, I decided to make my knowledge of the human brain of avoiding confrontation… By hugging the wall and shifting sideways until I was in the middle of the gym. Beaming my plan had worked perfectly, I back-flipped towards Koga in a line of mastery (I swear I didn’t fall! … Okay, I did a little.)
Koga stared me down. This man seemed to be serious. As I would say later in life, after getting my wisdom teeth in (because that’s when I get wisdom in this life, as everyone does), he was foshizzle. I stepped up and demanded I defeat him right here in front of his trainers and Lugia (don’t correct me, Lugia is EVERYWHERE!)
I let my Pidgey fly, and his Weezing moaned at it. Now I know having a Pidgey this far into my journey is frowned upon but, I can’t help it. I love the little fuzz ball. He’s like my best friend… Also, I named him something obscene that I can’t repeat that somehow stops him from evolving (shut up, it’s a thing!)
Anyways, Pidgey pecked the living hell out of Weezing until he was nothing but purple rock and smoke. Koga did not look happy. My goofy smile on the other hand, wouldn’t seem to go away! The next lamb to the slaughter was a giant ball of slime that people call Muk (what the Muk is this shizzle!?) Now, here is something I had to mourn over. Muk, ENVELOPED Pidgey. I’m not talking swallowed, I’m talking actually absorbed. I was most displeased.
My response was my Dodrio. Now mainly, I really hate anything with more than one head, but I figured if I was dealing with a pile of Muk (no pun intended. I don’t even think that’s a pun, you sick Muk), I might as well drive it crazy. There was one thing I was about to learn about Dodrio. That was, Tri-Attack. All the heads came with something new, one spit out fire, leaving the other with ice, and the last to shoot lightning! Muk exploded (luckily, Pidgey was able to use Muk as a human shield. Although, he smells like sewage.)
Finally, Koga only had a pair of Koffings to fight with. What a cheater, using two at once!? This did not matter at all to me! Pidgey and Dorio were more than ready. With a second tri-attack on it’s way, Pidgey exploded from the fire and used itself as a flaming battering ram! Both Koffings were melted by the sheer magnitude of the attack. Koga had lost. It was a good thing too, cause Charizard was really too tired to fight anymore. I had gotten my fifth gym badge! No one has any idea how amazing this is.
Although, I’ve been told that my next gym battle is in Saffron City and the last time I saw it, it was kinda half-exploded. I hope that’s not the same case… I already get the “I see dead people” vibe from that place…
Cyan Gitors
PS: Does it make ANY sense that Dodrio knows fly!?
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