So it turns out my time in the ball has endowed fabulous secret powers upon me. I know 3 amazing feats I can perform, but I feel like 1 may be hidden from me (and only 1, as I don't think I can remember anymore than that). Theses attacks, if you will, include firing a murder beam from my mouth (Trainer Andrew ♂ Edit: Hyper Beam), releasing a horde of bubbles from any orifice of my choice (Trainer Andrew ♂ Edit: Bubble Beam, and that is horribly disgusting Purple), and the fantasticly super power to waggle my ass in the direction of my enemies (Trainer Andrew ♂ Edit: I don't even fucking know what to make of that one (Cyan Edit: That is psyducking stupid Purple. You are psyducking stupid. (Pink Joy Edit: It is Tail Whip, you boys are stupid.))). I will now trump my competition.
That aside, I am a broken man. I have been beaten down by the oppressive love that Johto hands me, I know it only dies this because it loves me and wants to see me thrive, but it is hard. I've worked my way up to the entrance of Ecruteak City, but I am afraid to enter because....
I am naked.
Now if this was Kanto, I could streak about no problem, but this is Johto, I MUST IMPRESS PEOPLE. If I were to bring dishonor to myself here, would have to commit Syctherpukku.
I suppose I will do that. I will capture a Sycther, and end my life. For Johto.
Catch You Later! Actually I wont.
Champion Purple Gitimall
Oh my god, don't do it Purple!
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