Purple, Johto Day 2: The Tale Of How I Lost To An Anime Girl

Oh my god, only in Johto could garbage taste this good. IT TASTE VEWY VEWY GOO~ (Like I said, fluent in Johtonese). Now that I absolutely reek of Johto, it is time to topple the competion. I will start with the gym here in Goldenrod City, home of the UBERSUPER KAWAII DESUUEN RAMEN Whitney~ She is so beautiful (I got a thing for Jot girls) and I will defeat her in battle.

So I waltz into the Gym and what do I see? Motherfucking Clefairy!

I played it cooooool, walked it off, but then I fucked it up by sending out Koff Koff. (I'm done)

So after covering the Gym in a gas cloud (I passed by Trainer Andrew ♂! He didn't see me, so I took some cash out of his wallet (Tsk. Tsk. A responsible man would have more money on his person at all times.)) and snuck past all the trainers as they were a waste of time. Everybody is weak in this gym, so I should be able to wiggle my way out with a badge no prob.

“Heya trainer! I love battling! Let me grab Milky the Miltank and we can begin!” said Whitney, while hopping about (BOOBS GO UP AND DOWN A HURR HURR HURR).

This will be hard on my moral to beat down a KAWANIMEAII MISOSOUP MUSHI MUSHI girl like her.

AH SHIT SON ROLLOUT WHAT THE FUCK KOFF KOFF YOU ARE FLOATING THAT CANT HIT YOU FUCK FUCK WHADAYASOWNABITCH SHIT FUCK DERP

Well turns out Johto is much harsher on foreigners than I thought they were.... even though I loved the shit out of them. I am sad now.

Catch You Later!

Champion Purple Gitimall