Well, I awoke in the strange surroundings of Violet City today… In the nude. I mean, I’ve read every single on of Male’s posts, but I never thought getting so strung out on tails would be a bad idea. Looking through the pictures on my iPokeDexPhone, I must say, I obviously had a fun night… Also, I strangely took a lot of pictures of my Voltorbs and my Bellsprout. It’s strange…
After the embarrassingly nude walk to the Pokemon Center, I realized that I had two new Pokemon. I did not know if I had named them before, so I decided to do so now. HootHoot is now John Paul Jones and Poliwag is now known as Slappy. After realizing I had hurt JPJ so much, I decided to have it healed. While Nurse Joy healed my Pokemon, I had a lot of time (12 seconds) to think. Had I defeated Falkner? When my iPokeDex phone vibrated, I realized this was not the case. I had a call. Quickly answering it, the voice on the other line said that Falkner wished to do epic nude battle with me. Looking down and seeing I was already fit to go into battle, I set off!
Now, Violet City’s Gym is an odd one. There was many birds around. I never got it, but all I could hear was squawking. As a bird catcher approached me, saying I could not fight Falkner until I passed him, I sighed. Pointing at my crotch, I informed him that I had a nude fight to get to and I did not have time for his Taurosshittery. The man begged and finally I gave in.
Sending out James Franco, I destroyed both his birds in an instant. The man told me I was worthy, and I bowed to him and continued to stroll towards Falkner. As I reached him, Falkner grimaced. Obviously, he was not aware that my nudity was overwhelmingly better than his (that or he just realized he broke the law when he accepted my challenge) and he should concede. Either way, we broke out into battle.
Sending out James Franco yet again, I let his Pidgey think that it had a chance. It dodged and tackled, finally irritating James Franco. It burned Pidgey to a crisp, leaving nothing but (grilled) Pidgey breast on the battlefield. After that, Pidgeotto was let loose. I grinned and shook my Voltorbs. This man did not know who he was dealing with! I let Slappy go into glorious battle and ordered that he hypnotize Pidgeotto. It seemed like a good idea. Until Pidgeotto woke up, and beat Slappy to a pulp. Finally, I decided to let JPJ have a go in the bird war. As he put Pidgeotto to sleep, he scratched him right across his eyes. I win.
Pointing towards my Voltorbs, I demanded that I got my badge. Falkner agreed, and gave me the Zephyr badge! Woohoo! I am now a people in this messed up world of foreigners! Now, where did I leave my pants….
Cyan Gitors
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