Purple, Day 27: Fighting!

So I made my way back to Saffron, because Lavender is a shit hole, only to remember this place is pretty broken. Huh. Well I could go back and end the life of Psycho Bitch but I'm not feeling the blood lust of revenge vibe today. I figured I might be able to get into the murdering zone if I stared angrly at the Gym, but to no avail.

I did, however, notice a second building with the word “GYM” on it and a sign that read “FIGHTING GYM, The OTHER GYM Sucks”. Oooooh, how I love rivalries between businesses! The consumer always wins! Does a gym count as a business though? Now that I think about it, how do they even make money? I guess they get the money from beating trainers, but the winning trainer seems to just pocket that money never to use it as they stand in the gym perpetually. The more I think, the more it hurts. I guess I'll just stop thinking.

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Sorry about that, passed out there. Guess I need to focus on breathing or I die. I always forget about that. I am so glad that sleeping me is smart enough to keep breathing, what a trooper. Standing here all day isn't going to do anything, so I guess I'll walk into the gym so we can talk about how much Sabrina sucks.

Upon walking in, I was jumped by several trainers demanding me to fight them on their honor's name. What weirdos. They sent out a bunch of Fighting Pokemon, so I sent out Koff Koff. The battle was amazing. There were so many kungfu-y punches and kicks flying around, the majority of them landing on Koff Koff (or my) face(s (Koff Koff has multiple faces)). Koff Koff was fine though, he absorbed the hits like a sponge and returned the favor with a puke shower for all who opposed him. Although, his puke was made of acid and stuff so most of them were probably dying.

“Stop the fighting!” yelled the person I assumed to be the leader of the gym in Johtonese (I know how to speak Johtonese because I'm a Johabo). He conceded defeat as, like I said, most of their pokemon were dying. He handed me a pokeball and said that I had earned Hitmonchan. This isn't a badge you cheapskate. Upon checking out the Hitmonchan, I found out it was female (it was wearing a skirt) and girls have no place on the battlefield (girls are soft so they make get broken if they do). I named her Girly and stuffed her in my bag. I know have 7 pokemon in here (Koff Koff, The Scrambler, Pokey, Garfunkel, Tubbo the Fat Guy, and Blue Screen being the other 6), and I laugh at all you trainers who only carry 6 because of “rules”. Ha! I laugh at your rules! I don't plan on using Girly but I guess I'll hold onto her just to fight the power.

Well with another victory on my belt and nothing to do, I guess its time for a break. I've earned it. I will spend tomorrow the same way I celebrate every vacation. It's gonna be fun.

Catch You Later.

Purple Gitimall