How many cross-dressing Cool Trainers does it take to get their butt kicked in a fight and fired from Erika’s gym. There could only be one. Cool Trainer Andrew (I’m missing the male symbol because that’s currently under investigation.)
The day started as normal as any other, I went down to the Gym to go defeat trainers and Erika to earn my fourth badge so I could get out of this one consumerist town and down to Fuchsia City. So, inside the Gym I went.
I caused quite the uproar. A good-looking, nine-year old boy like myself, I was the stud of the gym, but not for long. I was approached immediately by a woman trainer who demanded she battle me for her family’s honor. I had never seen this woman (man?) in my life! Her moustache in it’s early stages of growth would have definitely jumped out at me on my travels. So, I agreed to fight her (him? I’m really confused as to what it is!)
My Pokemon were made short work of by this trainer and her Lickitung (it knew solar beam! That and I again forgot to heal my Pokemon. I’m a horrible trainer, I’m really surprised Poke-Services haven’t come and taken them away. Honestly, I have almost thrown Charmeleon in the water just to see what would happen!) I was humiliated! Barely a single battle I had lost, and yet I was destroyed by a common harlot? Unacceptable! So, I did what my father used to do to my mother when they argued… I called her a bitch and punched her in the face as hard as I could.
I punched, kicked and scratched her for a good while, I’m not quite sure how long. Time seems to fly when you give a woman a good beating, you know? Although, I did make an amazing discovery! This Beauty (that’s using the term VERY loosely), was really a Cool Trainer in disguise! That fiend! I gave him one last hard kick to the shins and grabbed all the money that fell out of his pockets as he lay motionless on the ground. Leaving the Gym to go heal my Pokemon, I felt good about myself. I had brought justice to the world today.
I took my time before returning to the Gym. Got some ice cream, even spun around in a circle for a while contemplating the great questions in life (if a Snorlax falls over in the forest, and there’s no one there to hear him die, does he make a sound?) Finally, I left back towards the gym.
I stood at the door to watch Erika’s reaction to Cool Trainer Andrew (I think. It may be Trevor, I was never good with names) being in the Gym at all. I giggled to myself uncontrollably.
I had just taken out the Cool Trainer self-esteem level today. It’s a good day!
Cyan Gitors
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